i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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