I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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