I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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