I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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