I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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