You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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