enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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