Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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