The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
