yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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