Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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