Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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