Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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