Whod you bang
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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