dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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