Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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