i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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