I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
My balls are so social today.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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