so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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