And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Two words: blizzard sex
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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