? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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