Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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