id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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