Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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