I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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