I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
