im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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