Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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