Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
