Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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