you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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