try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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