We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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