how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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