i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
