Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
