glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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