he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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