we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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