So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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