He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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