STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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