She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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