She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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