How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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