just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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