Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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