Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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