I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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