where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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