i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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