she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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