Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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