windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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