I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
