At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
tell me about the fingering
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