I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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